From Letters of Note via The Daily Dish:

Before we begin: the content of the following memo is absolutely filthy. If you’re easily offended, please don’t read it. Thanks.

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut is a feature length movie based on the animated series, South Park. Prior to its release in 1999, the movie’s creators – Matt Stone and Trey Parker – were asked repeatedly by the MPAA to alter the film in order for it to gain an R rating rather than an NC-17. Below is a memo sent by Stone to the MPAA, in response to such a request.

And if you’re still with us, here’s a typical passage:

3. Although it is not animated yet, we put a new storyboard in for clarification in the scene with Saddam Hussein’s penis. The intent now is that you never see Saddam’s real penis, he in fact is using dildos both times.

Keep reading P. S. This is my Favorite Memo Ever. Don’t say I didn’t warn you…